Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Quetzlcoatl Answers
Dora--is that you, honey? You haven't meowed over the phone recently--I've been concerned. A move from Philadelphia had to be a painful experience.
Please remember--human beings don't always understand things. To them, a giant fish tank is merely entertainment--they don't realize the tantalizing aspect of it providing perfectly decent snack food.
My advice? Wait 'till they go out, call me (I'm on speeddial), then I'll tell you how to open the tank and help yourself. If they get upset, remember the "big eyes" our species are famous for. We can cute ourselves out of just about anything.
Quetzlcoatl
Please remember--human beings don't always understand things. To them, a giant fish tank is merely entertainment--they don't realize the tantalizing aspect of it providing perfectly decent snack food.
My advice? Wait 'till they go out, call me (I'm on speeddial), then I'll tell you how to open the tank and help yourself. If they get upset, remember the "big eyes" our species are famous for. We can cute ourselves out of just about anything.
Quetzlcoatl
